Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Outwit, Outlast, Outplay, tis is SURVIVOR IN REAL LIFE!!!

From over seven continents n ur livelihood at stake, wif over 50 billions n counting contestants all fighting it out in the corporate world living together for 24 hours and seven days a week for as long as u're still breathing and a prize-money of a career n a house if u're survived, welcome to Financial survivor!!!!

Well so much for the long intro, tis special post is dedicated to those of u career-hungry ppl whom cant seem to satisfy urselves. As amazing as it sounds, I'm a fan of survivor becoz tis show apparently broadcast backstabbing n manuplation to elimiate a fellow contestant so tt u are one step closer to the million dollars. Apparently though, it doesn't take for u to be stranded on an island wif virtual unknown ppl for tis thing to happen. It happens in the corporate world as well. So welcome to life. Survivor should be played anywhere possible not just on an island, it could be expanded to include an institution, some law firm, bank firms, oil industry...n wth even in a supermarket, my fren darkdreamer tis post is for u!!

The obsession to be the ''sole-survivor'' is very tempting indeed. So much tt they do watever they can to reach it. You noe something there are two ways in life, the easy way or the hard way to reach the goal. The easy way involving ''kissin ur bosses/teachers ass'' if u noe wat I mean or in another way becoming the favourite ''loyal'' employee or the teacher's pet. Its a sure-fire way to promotion but u gonna earn the irate of ur fellow colleagues coz u ''saboh-ed'' em n report their faults no matter how minor it may be. Also u become a two-faced lying individual as u pretend to be nice to earn ur keep while back-stabbing them whenever possible. Well, I dun personally morally approve the easy way but the hell wif morals if there's wealth n career at stake, u throw all that out of the window as well as family n friends ryte?? Dun lie....I can see tt smirl on ur face!! And tts why Darkdreamer ur fellow senior-citizen-like colleague behaves tt way.

So wat is the hard way, u ask me? Well, the hard way would be to stand up to ur boss when u're not happy wif working conditions n the measely pay. U're probably gonna lose ur job n get demoted but in ur mind as long as u had spoken on the behalf of the backbone of the company which is ur fellow colleagues, u had done the right thing. Anything u wanna disagree wif the bosses' opinion, u're not afraid to speak out. Even if u don't do the above, well u at least tried to be sincerely nice n be cooperative wif ur colleagues n not bother having negative thoughts n assume tt they are ''nice'' ppl. Everyday, u do the extra overtime wif no additional pay n u dint complain (i noe tis is paradox to the above, but tis is also considered the hard way!!) so u work ur asses of for tt pathetic few thousands of dollars of boring admin/blu-collar like job for wat?? Passion?? experience?? to kill time?? Dun bluff urselves...ur boss ain't gonna promote u by being deligent n hardworking n obedient...the boss could give a damn abt u....anytime he feels like firing u ....off u go sunshine!! Off course he cites ''financial reasons'' n hire tt cheap "foreign-talent'' to replace u with. At the end of the day, you wonder why the company doesn't appreciate u....well becoz u dint play the game of office politics...U were simply being too ''nice'' n tt just doesn't cut it in the corporate world.

So wat is my advice? Simple...Roll over n fetch...nope tts not it.....Outwit,outlast n outplay! Bosses nowadays love employers who stand up to em n not just follow their every direction and ideas. Just ask Donald Trump. Afterall, we need out-of-the-box type of individuals tt will risk it all. Manuplation, diabolical n scheming proffesionals are those tt will do anything for themselves...its sort of a value-added thingy tt employers are seeking out. So brace urself...n convert urself to one. U may get hated in the process but most wealthy rich dudes outta there are usually hated anyways so u're not alone. Cheers!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

tts wat u should do IF its yr real job. if part time hor, den its ok even pay is nt tt high lor, as long as one ENJOY themselves! most impt!!!! + i do blackface tt bum collegue also