The Truth & Myths of Tekong!!!

In this special edition post, I am here to cool down n mebbe add some concrete truth from the myths regarding life at Tekong. Without wasting time, here we go!!!

1) If u hav went thru BMT in Tekong, U must at least hav experienced the infamous ''Tekong Cough'' once. If u dun, it means u havent been thru bmt at all or u're inhuman.

2) If u decide to bring a pet to Tekong eg a dog...pls take care of it and dun let it loose otherwise ''some ppl'' decide to call the pestbusters mistaking it for a stray. Worse still, ''some ppl'' might mistreat the poor dog n did all ''sorts of mischief'' to get rid of it.

3) Helicopters are not to be cheered when u see one.....its no NDP

4) Tonners n rovers are ur best form of transport in Tekong. The same could not be said of their drivers.

5) Ghosts are a figment of ur imagination but ur commanders howling, screaming and cursing at night are not. In fact, they are a sign of danger................to YOU!

6) Deepavali is known as festival of light and can be celebrated anywhere but the field camp site.

7) Everyone will automatically cheer when CAT 1 is played on the speakers but jeer when Normal weather is played especially right before PT. (only army guys will get tis one)

8) Vulgarities are to be tolerated.

9) A trip to the medical centre is to be done wif caution. There's the long waiting time n the ''effective'' medication plus the hot-tempered medics n the overly-stressed Medical officers.

10) Being a ''Picasso'' dun help when u brushing ur rifle wif oil. Trust me.

11) Unless u're a Rocky hill sucka, get used to showering in the open.

12) When it comes to food, there's suddenly a lot of ''muslims''. When it comes to prayer time, the numbers significantly decreased.

13) The lift is there for a reason.....not so tt u can ride it......so tt sgts can inspect u every time they feel like it.

14) Stand by n all other commands wif standby means ur ass is in trbl if u dun clean up.

15) Pick up a crash course on malay so tt u dun turn to the wrong directions n embarassed urself durin marching n erm POP.

16) FHM n Maxim are the top reader's item followed by erm TODAY newspaper & the STATUS slip from the M.O

17) OC nite is always the time when mockery is the sincere form of flattery n u'll escape wif it.

18) Be prepared for fire drills at all time. So if u suay kena during showering, grab ur towel n ur fire drill items n be prepared to be called ''Rambo'' for the rest of ur BMT life so much so that it became ur real name......(wink!)

19) Tekong Ladang camp hav the best free view of the S'pore Airshow consisting of commercial flights n rescue choppers.

20) Jerrycans n camrolls are ''fancy'' names for containers that store potable water. Who the f*ck came up wif these names?!!

well tts mostly the truth n yths for Tekong life....If u got any more go comment on it.....till then bye!!!