PARANOIA!!!!! U are not alone, there's many out there too!!!

From TalkingCock.com

Hello once again (as if got ppl read tis blog), aniwaes I dun give a damn lets just cut to the chase. Here will be my final part abt tis missing convict issue tt has gotten S'pore taken by storm n may I add a few rainy days. Wat I can see is it creates the emotions of paranoia.....erm u dun understand go check the Oxford dictionary available at all major retailers out there. Back to discussion, wad do I mean? Simply to put, everybody panic like crazy....well u dun see ppl panic but u see examples of ppl panic. Parents worried for their children's safety (like duh), ppl watching their back all the time ( n not onli from office politics) n cases where ppl go in massive like 'tribal' volunteer grps hunting for tis one man. Interesting though we all get paranoid even when tis issue dint happen. Today, I offer u ppl the scenarios ppl get into when they're paranoid n the reasons for being so.

Case 1: Why ppl are paranoid when tis JI leader escape?
- they gonna put quotas on foreign talent (there goes the brain drain)
- Now ...police will raid their hse lookin for him....there goes privacy time...will lead to low birth rates (erm......how come low birth rates ah...daddy I dun see the link eh..)
- All prices will rise (somehow prices HAS always been rising....tis just add more)
-tis will encourage more breakouts
-tis will coz tighter censorship by MDA mebbe banning PRISON BREAK.....(wah lau now cannot watch my fav show......like tis no motivation in life..)

Case 2: Why students get paranoid when receiving exam results eg. A level results released on tis Fri? (I will try to interview the top student well for my JC at least)
- They all receive dreams n nightmares bout it in the upcoming days prior to results taking n it all seemed too good to be true....or a preview to destiny
- They hav the belief tt no matter how well they do....there's always some ppl who did better ( damn u top 5 JC ppl.....make the lower end feel bad....shame on u :P )
- They felt tt no matter how well they scored....the foreign scholars will definitely topped the cohort.
- They consulted a feng shui master n traditional witch doctors (bomohs) saying tt the location of their sch is not gd.....n is more towards bad luck
- They all seemingly agree its LIFE n DEATH situation.....u dun get wat u want.....TTS IT...END OF UR LIFE....it has no meaning....U're a LOSER....NO FUTURE....U hav nothing....n u gonna SUFFER under S'pores high standard of living ......muahahaha.... (teachers' way of getting students to study....hmmm .....whether u like it or not there is ''some tiny'' truth bout it)
My own view: We all get anxious.....but some ppl took it to the 'EXTREME'...one thing abt results release day is the soap-opera drama....the success story n the tragic ones......hmm....emotions of youths tested to the core.....u'll see tis friday....live at a JC near u @ 2.30 pm

Case 3: Why are Singaporeans paranoid durin the peak hours???
- They hate traffic jams ....must rush.......(watever they do....they must still pay ERP...when drivin to CBD...oops nowadays ERP also in heartlands ah....also no point to rush....dunno ah tis ppl....must be habit)
- Those on public transport......they want to get seats....standing is like 2nd class....so must rush to get seats
- They scared their boss will scold em abt punctuality ( erm as if they scared....they wanna get a raise n not kena demoted or fired )
- They wanna eat breakfast......but they intreprete it as EAT-UP-YOUR-BREAK-TIME-FAST....meaning they must hav limited breaks...so if the bus slows down n traffic light turns red...tts a BIG NO NO...then become TABOO
My comments: theres a lot of ppl durin peak hrs is coz ppl choose to come at tt time....too early ppl think u one of the students (too low for u eh?) or one of the CPF-less workers, old retirees (tt kena forced to come out of retirement)...or the blue collars.....Solution: Dun be so Kiasu.....got prblm....go out early....why not u ppl go to work at 4am in the morning....since u ppl love ur career so much...might as well work early n go home late.....avoid peak hours totally....smart ryte?? thk u ah!!

So there's my 3 cases n solutions.....btw go post comments eh....these posts are all written by an unemployed youth tryin to spend his time wisely as he goes abt his usual routine of doin absolutely nothing, so not every thing I wrote ...oops...I mean he wrote is making sense. Well till the nxt time....btw why u so paranoid when u read my post?? I giving u a headache is it?? a migraine??? Give comments ah!!!