WHERE IS MAS SELAMAT??? like finding needle in a haystack

Well, the issue of Mas Selamat's breakout from the detention centre is an eye-opener to ''most'' S'porean youths whose life are more concern abt the ''happy hours'' in pubs, easy money from part time jobs and the ''in things'' concerning wif fashion n music. Suddenly everyone thinks bout safety n whether they live to see tmr even though not yet like those third world ctry(s) situation. At least ppl dun take security too lightly...but naturally most ppl dun give a damn anyways until tis sort of situation do they take heed. Typical S'poreans eh....but myself included. It was onli last wk, we were happying celebrating our YOG hosting results n within one wk....its ''Toilet Break" movie. Here some idiots sitting on the couch at home saying ''Wah S'pore now more exciting". To those jokers....tis is real and is as real as it gets unless u're doing something productive, pls contribute n help find tis man.

So now, finding tis fugitive, lots of rumours where he may be, so I offer top 10 places tt he may be at n top 10 places he would be stupid to be at.

TOP 10 PlACES HE WOULD HAV TRIED HIDING:
1) the nearest HDB estates (since private home owners would report him ryte away)...Toa Payoh the best (ignorant ppl who nvr read the news)
2) sewage n longkangs
3) Foreign dorms (but i dun think theres one nearby)
4) ALL the parks n forested area in S'pore ( I bet the police think so too)
5) Cemetery ( just a guess)
6) Hawker centres ( best known to be the best workin place for illegal immigrants)
7) Underneath bridges
8) Relative hse
9) Geylang Serai to Paya lebar area esp on Sundays ( can blend in wif the crowd)
10) Foreign Land (though many feel he still in S'pore)

TOP 10 PlACES HE WOULD BE DUMB TO HIDE:
1) Police HQ in Cantonment Link ( the building fascinated him)
2) MRT stations (underground or elevated)
3) In a Private or public transport
4) Changi Airport (check all the terminals,1,2,3 + budget + cargo coz he had planned to bomb em)
5) On his way via the LEGAL checkpoint outlets eg Tuas, Woodlands, Tanah Merah ferry terminal
6) Pulau Tekong (enuff said)
7) Orchard Rd (he did shopping for new clothes)
8) Hospitals (need to fixed his limp)
9) Old folks home (who noes he consider himself homeless, change his identity n checked himself in)
10) He's still in the detention centre, hiding himself.....n nobody can find him becoz he locked himself up so mebbe authorities shld check again the place

Well for one thing, these are my speculations n as for the reasons he escaped was through toilet break well not much can be said...lets not blame anyone. He could be here, there, anywhere. In the next post, I'll post about paranoia in u people who takes security for granted. Shame on u....tt time total defence day, nvr take seriously ryte.

Take a phrase from the Modern Malay Man; Its never to late to be prepared however the delay in preparedness always tarnishes the effectiveness of the preparation..until then chiao...n p.s.eugene its realli me tis time.....tt dude will no longer be a problem..